Subject: Riddle me this... Thu Nov 10, 2011 8:25 pm
Well hello there Star Ponies! I hope you have been enjoying the improvements that I have made to your banners. I think it gives your guild the level of sophistication it so richly deserves.
But perhaps I'm getting a bit ahead of myself, as I believe an introduction is in order. I am the brilliant Enigmare, and I am here to play a little game with you all. Now you may be asking yourself: "who is this amazing pony and why is she doing this?" The answer to the second question is quite simple: because I can. The answer to the first, however, is a mystery for your feeble little minds to solve.
To begin my game, how about we warm up with a nice, simple riddle. It should be an easy one, but I have to make sure that you aren't dense enough to be a waste of my time.
Subject: Re: Riddle me this... Thu Nov 10, 2011 10:01 pm
WarlordSparkle wrote:
Spoiler:
A bukkake porn star.
^ This. So much this.
The Enigmare Filly
Posts : 22 Join date : 2011-11-10
Subject: Re: Riddle me this... Thu Nov 10, 2011 10:09 pm
Oh, please Rarity, do not insult me. That no talent hack is nothing compared to the Enigmare!
Congratulations Kaizu, you know how to use Google. It is however, an adequate start. The fun is just beginning, and do not expect me to go so easy on you next time.
Until we meet again, The Amazing Enigmare
P.S. WarlordSparkle, you disgust me.
WarlordSparkle Colt
Posts : 191 Join date : 2011-08-29 Location : Everett, Washington
Subject: Re: Riddle me this... Thu Nov 10, 2011 10:13 pm
./bow
I aim to please!
Fluttershy Founder Mane
Posts : 1944 Join date : 2011-06-17 Location : Redmond, Washington
Subject: Re: Riddle me this... Thu Nov 10, 2011 10:39 pm
Subject: Re: Riddle me this... Thu Nov 10, 2011 11:09 pm
The Enigmare wrote:
Oh, please Rarity, do not insult me. That no talent hack is nothing compared to the Enigmare!
Congratulations Kaizu, you know how to use Google. It is however, an adequate start. The fun is just beginning, and do not expect me to go so easy on you next time.
Until we meet again, The Amazing Enigmare
P.S. WarlordSparkle, you disgust me.
For your information, I figured that out on my own thank you very much.
The Enigmare Filly
Posts : 22 Join date : 2011-11-10
Subject: Re: Riddle me this... Wed Nov 30, 2011 9:18 pm
To the loveable Manes: just sit back and watch, as I take your entitlement down a small notch!
Fluttershy Founder Mane
Posts : 1944 Join date : 2011-06-17 Location : Redmond, Washington
Subject: Re: Riddle me this... Wed Nov 30, 2011 9:28 pm
The Enigmare wrote:
To the loveable Manes: just sit back and watch, as I take your entitlement down a small notch!
I laughed that the best thing you could come up with for Luna was "Lurker Mane." I can't deny the truth about it though. As for Racist Mane I think I will have to buck you something fierce for that. I'm not racist, just brutally honest, and I say my thoughts out loud.
Pinkie Pie Event Mane
Posts : 742 Join date : 2011-06-25 Location : Indianapolis, IN
Subject: Re: Riddle me this... Wed Nov 30, 2011 9:36 pm
I deny these slanderous accusations against my character! (The others are all true though.)
Subject: Re: Riddle me this... Wed Nov 30, 2011 9:49 pm
I warmly embrace my Shipping status, and will start by shipping the two posters above me with the poster above them.
Rainbow Dash Pegasus
Posts : 330 Join date : 2011-06-20 Location : Norway. Between a mountain and a lake.
Subject: Re: Riddle me this... Wed Nov 30, 2011 9:50 pm
Dress-up mane? Seriously? That's the best you got on me? ಠ_ಠ
At least you got Pinkie Pie right. ^ω^
WarlordSparkle Colt
Posts : 191 Join date : 2011-08-29 Location : Everett, Washington
Subject: Re: Riddle me this... Wed Nov 30, 2011 10:27 pm
Duh, Rainbow Dash always dresses in style!
Applejack Unicorn
Posts : 665 Join date : 2011-06-20
Subject: Re: Riddle me this... Wed Nov 30, 2011 10:39 pm
I think all your names fit you quite well glad us Royal Guards dodge that bullet tho
Rydel Unicorn
Posts : 829 Join date : 2011-08-11 Location : Orlando
Subject: Re: Riddle me this... Thu Dec 01, 2011 1:43 am
Racist Mane? That's the best you could do?
If you wanted to embarass him, you should have gone with Futanari Mane.
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Applejack Unicorn
Posts : 665 Join date : 2011-06-20
Subject: Re: Riddle me this... Thu Dec 01, 2011 1:47 am
Riddle me this enigmare who is Orange and honest, and the most dependable pony all around? me the only Mane who can't be touched by your powers! Applejack the unofficial Mane the 1st Event Mane! I am above your powers! you can't lay a finger on me.
Rydel Unicorn
Posts : 829 Join date : 2011-08-11 Location : Orlando
Subject: Re: Riddle me this... Thu Dec 01, 2011 2:25 am
The Enigmare wrote:
Oh, please Rarity, do not insult me. That no talent hack is nothing compared to the Enigmare!
We can see your cutie mark.
Let's add "disguises" to the list of things you're bad at.
Mare Do-Well Filly
Posts : 1 Join date : 2011-12-01
Subject: It's time to get dangerous Thu Dec 01, 2011 2:27 am
Fear not citizens of this forum! The Enigmare shall not bother you any more! I shall save you!
Rydel Unicorn
Posts : 829 Join date : 2011-08-11 Location : Orlando
Subject: Re: Riddle me this... Thu Dec 01, 2011 2:28 am
And Mare-Do-Well does more damage than Enigmare.
Mare-do-poorly.
Pinkie Pie Event Mane
Posts : 742 Join date : 2011-06-25 Location : Indianapolis, IN
Subject: Re: Riddle me this... Thu Dec 01, 2011 2:30 am
I guess the only way to fight a a fail villain is with a fail hero.
Rivest Filly
Posts : 21 Join date : 2011-08-15
Subject: Re: Riddle me this... Thu Dec 01, 2011 2:31 am
The horror the horror
Rydel Unicorn
Posts : 829 Join date : 2011-08-11 Location : Orlando
Subject: Re: Riddle me this... Thu Dec 01, 2011 2:33 am
Behold as a true hero swoops in to save the day!
...by giving the manes a lower res version of the picture to replace that gigantic avatar.
Mare-do-well's behavior:
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