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Rarity Royal Guard
Posts : 622 Join date : 2011-06-20 Location : Parker, Colorado
| Subject: Re: THE ADVENTURE! Thu Oct 27, 2011 1:56 am | |
| > KARATE CHOP THE BRANCH
You Karate chop the branch. It creeks, before the whole tree bends down. You shift slightly as the entire Aspen tree catapults you back into the Treehouse and through the roof.
> ESTIMATE DISTANCE TO THE GROUND
You try to estimate the distance to the ground. You estimate that it is close and getting closer. You fall painfully onto the ground. Lugagge coughs something up into your afro.
You are in an aspen forest where all trees look alike. Obvious exits are North, West, South, East.
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Rydel Unicorn
Posts : 829 Join date : 2011-08-11 Location : Orlando
| Subject: Re: THE ADVENTURE! Thu Oct 27, 2011 1:59 am | |
| Close eyes, spin around until dizzy, go whatever direction I'm facing |
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Lyra Media Mane
Posts : 542 Join date : 2011-10-13 Location : Cleveland, Ohio
| Subject: Re: THE ADVENTURE! Thu Oct 27, 2011 2:47 am | |
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Rarity Royal Guard
Posts : 622 Join date : 2011-06-20 Location : Parker, Colorado
| Subject: Re: THE ADVENTURE! Thu Oct 27, 2011 2:39 pm | |
| > CHECK AFRO
You check your afro. You feel what appears to be a Unicorn horn stuck stranded in the middle of your afro.
> CLOSE EYES, SPIN AROUND UNTIL DIZZY, GO WHATEVER DIRECTION I'M FACING
You start spinning until you're dizzy. When you stop you stagger off into a tree before heading down the NORTH path.
You are in a forest where every tree looks the same. There is a chest in the middle of the road. Obvious exits are North, West, East, South.
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Rydel Unicorn
Posts : 829 Join date : 2011-08-11 Location : Orlando
| Subject: Re: THE ADVENTURE! Thu Oct 27, 2011 2:48 pm | |
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Rarity Royal Guard
Posts : 622 Join date : 2011-06-20 Location : Parker, Colorado
| Subject: Re: THE ADVENTURE! Thu Oct 27, 2011 7:38 pm | |
| > POKE THE CHEST
You poke the chest. It has been poked. It would poke you back, but the internet connection it uses blocks Flankbook.
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Fluttershy Founder Mane
Posts : 1944 Join date : 2011-06-17 Location : Redmond, Washington
| Subject: Re: THE ADVENTURE! Thu Oct 27, 2011 8:13 pm | |
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Rarity Royal Guard
Posts : 622 Join date : 2011-06-20 Location : Parker, Colorado
| Subject: Re: THE ADVENTURE! Thu Oct 27, 2011 8:29 pm | |
| > EXAMINE CHEST
You feel down your chest. It appears to be completely fuzzy and whole. You then realize that there is another chest sitting next to you and decide to examine it. It is an old wooden chest with elaborate but worn carvings. There does not appear to be a lock on it.
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Fluttershy Founder Mane
Posts : 1944 Join date : 2011-06-17 Location : Redmond, Washington
| Subject: Re: THE ADVENTURE! Thu Oct 27, 2011 8:39 pm | |
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Rarity Royal Guard
Posts : 622 Join date : 2011-06-20 Location : Parker, Colorado
| Subject: Re: THE ADVENTURE! Thu Oct 27, 2011 9:01 pm | |
| > OPEN WOODEN CHEST
You slowly open the chest. It creaks as a jingle comes from inside it. Inside the chest you find a tattered pony doll with polka-dotted pants, rope for mane and tail, and two button eyes one of which is loose. Beside it you find a squeeze bottle of gravy.
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Lyra Media Mane
Posts : 542 Join date : 2011-10-13 Location : Cleveland, Ohio
| Subject: Re: THE ADVENTURE! Thu Oct 27, 2011 10:16 pm | |
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Rydel Unicorn
Posts : 829 Join date : 2011-08-11 Location : Orlando
| Subject: Re: THE ADVENTURE! Thu Oct 27, 2011 10:17 pm | |
| Collect contents of the open wooden chest into the thongventory |
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Rarity Royal Guard
Posts : 622 Join date : 2011-06-20 Location : Parker, Colorado
| Subject: Re: THE ADVENTURE! Thu Oct 27, 2011 10:20 pm | |
| > HUG THE DOLL
You hug the doll. It squeaks. You feel as if you have awoken something.
> COLLECT CONTENTS OF CHEST
You store the doll and the squeeze bottle of gravy. After all, you'll never know when you get the hankering for a gravy-covered stuffed doll for a snack.
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Pinkie Pie Event Mane
Posts : 742 Join date : 2011-06-25 Location : Indianapolis, IN
| Subject: Re: THE ADVENTURE! Thu Oct 27, 2011 10:24 pm | |
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Rydel Unicorn
Posts : 829 Join date : 2011-08-11 Location : Orlando
| Subject: Re: THE ADVENTURE! Thu Oct 27, 2011 10:34 pm | |
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Rarity Royal Guard
Posts : 622 Join date : 2011-06-20 Location : Parker, Colorado
| Subject: Re: THE ADVENTURE! Thu Oct 27, 2011 10:41 pm | |
| >HEAD NORTH BY NORTHEAST
You head off the road North by North-East. After a time of wandering you run into a tree. Dizzy, Luggage growling you feel a trickle of something warm and sticky slide down your face. You have no idea which direction you came from.
> HEAD NORSE
You imagine yourself in a raid on Anglo-Saxon England. Your battle cry shouts to the heavens. You return to reality when you hear a slight dripping noise and you realize that you don't know where Anglo-Saxon England is.
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Rydel Unicorn
Posts : 829 Join date : 2011-08-11 Location : Orlando
| Subject: Re: THE ADVENTURE! Thu Oct 27, 2011 10:43 pm | |
| Loot the warm, sticky stuff on my face |
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Rarity Royal Guard
Posts : 622 Join date : 2011-06-20 Location : Parker, Colorado
| Subject: Re: THE ADVENTURE! Thu Oct 27, 2011 10:50 pm | |
| > LOOT THE WARM, STICKY STUFF ON FACE
You loot the warm sticky stuff on your face. Or rather, you attempt to. Looking at your hooves it seems that you are bleeding, and investigaging it seems to be coming from a puncture wound on your cranium caused by the Unicorn horn that you had previously left unlooted but floating freely in your hair. Your face now has several tracts of blood going down it, and it is dripping on the ground. Your hooves are very bloody. Luggage appears to be licking one of the tracts of blood. You have a craving for Sushi.
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Rydel Unicorn
Posts : 829 Join date : 2011-08-11 Location : Orlando
| Subject: Re: THE ADVENTURE! Thu Oct 27, 2011 10:58 pm | |
| Rub the Unicorn horn to cure my Tetanus. |
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Lyra Media Mane
Posts : 542 Join date : 2011-10-13 Location : Cleveland, Ohio
| Subject: Re: THE ADVENTURE! Thu Oct 27, 2011 11:12 pm | |
| use luggage to clean myself |
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Rydel Unicorn
Posts : 829 Join date : 2011-08-11 Location : Orlando
| Subject: Re: THE ADVENTURE! Thu Oct 27, 2011 11:20 pm | |
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Rarity Royal Guard
Posts : 622 Join date : 2011-06-20 Location : Parker, Colorado
| Subject: Re: THE ADVENTURE! Thu Oct 27, 2011 11:39 pm | |
| > VIGOROUSLY RUB THE UNICORN HORN TO CURE TETANUS
You vigorously rub the Unicorn horn. It would normally cure any diseases such as TETANUS and AIDS, all this unicorn horn does is shoot magic painfully into your wound. Blood spurts from the wound dousing a nearby spontaneity fire nearby. Good thing you're not sick or you might have passed out.
> USE LUGGAGE TO CLEAN SELF
You use your evil pet bag to clean yourself. While doing this your stomach starts to contract and you feel slightly dizzy. You're not entirely sure what's going on. The mixture of the wound having magic shot into it and the contractions cause you to pass out. When you wake up you find a young green Alicorn snuggling next to you. You don't appear to be fat anymore.
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Rydel Unicorn
Posts : 829 Join date : 2011-08-11 Location : Orlando
| Subject: Re: THE ADVENTURE! Thu Oct 27, 2011 11:41 pm | |
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Pinkie Pie Event Mane
Posts : 742 Join date : 2011-06-25 Location : Indianapolis, IN
| Subject: Re: THE ADVENTURE! Thu Oct 27, 2011 11:43 pm | |
| >Use tree branches to make a crucifix. |
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Lyra Media Mane
Posts : 542 Join date : 2011-10-13 Location : Cleveland, Ohio
| Subject: Re: THE ADVENTURE! Thu Oct 27, 2011 11:48 pm | |
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