So Fluttershy sent me to the moon...

Why did I get sent to the moon? What is my purpose here? I have no idea, but I'm going to make this place fabulous if it's the last thing I do.

Next time you look up into that inky black sky, and you see a giant multi-coloured disco-ball instead of the moon? That's because Fluttershy sent me here.

I still seem to have a computer and internet though, so I can still keep in contact with you.

Also Luna, I think I might have some sympathy for you. This place is dreadfully boring, and there isn't even a spa to help me relax. If I didn't have this computer I don't think I'd last long before succumbing to madness.

Poor Rarity T_T. I hope you find your way back.

Well, at least you now have plenty of free time to write those fanfics you've been planning. How do you plan on making the moon look like a disco ball? Are there any gemstones there?

Fluttershy wrote:

Well seeing as you sent me here in the first place I somehow find that hard to believe >>

By the way, I found out the terms of my imprisonment. I'm either to be kept here until Half-Life 2 Episode 3 comes out, or Star Wars the Old Republic comes out. Whichever comes first.

As for my second 'day' on the moon, it's still rather quiet. I kinda wish there was some way to speed up time, or bring me down from here. I've spent most of my time browsing the internet. I'm not even sure how I'm getting power for the computer, or how I'm breathing. Or anything any more.

I found a pile of socks under a rock. I think Luna left them there, I'm not entirely too sure.

I just wanted to update you all on my progress of being on the moon. As I've said before it's rather dull.

Oh dear... I just realized. My imprisonment breaks when I get TOR, but I have no way to get down to Gamestop now. Somepony is going to have to help get me a copy to break the imprisonment so I can pick up my own copy.

hmmm who would I contact about delivery? FedEx or NASA? maybe Derpy Hooves? can she get through the outer atmosphere? on the other hand Pinkie Pie could just teleport there and back in a few seconds.

Rarity wrote:

I'm either to be kept here until Half-Life 2 Episode 3 comes out, or Star Wars the Old Republic comes out.

Rarity wrote:

My imprisonment breaks when I get TOR, but I have no way to get down to Gamestop now.

So which is it? Do you get out when TOR is released, or when you receive it? If you have to receive it, and you have access to the internet, then why hasn't it occurred to anyone to just buy the digital download version? Why do you all suck at problem solving? Haven't any of you heard of Occam's Razor? Why is this post made entirely of questions?

BlastingGravy wrote:

Rarity wrote:

I'm either to be kept here until Half-Life 2 Episode 3 comes out, or Star Wars the Old Republic comes out.

Rarity wrote:

My imprisonment breaks when I get TOR, but I have no way to get down to Gamestop now.

So which is it? Do you get out when TOR is released, or when you receive it? If you have to receive it, and you have access to the internet, then why hasn't it occurred to anyone to just buy the digital download version? Why do you all suck at problem solving? Haven't any of you heard of Occam's Razor? Why is this post made entirely of questions?

Would 'No' be an answer to anything you just asked? You complicated ideas introduce some interesting thoughts, but perhaps you didn't think of a few things. Like, the fact that I already pre-ordered the physical copy and don't want to spend my money on a digital copy? Or perhaps that a digital copy won't break the binding effect. I do not suck at problem solving, but rather I'm being lazy at problem solving and letting people fuss over me instead. I have not heard of Occam's Razor, and the post was made entirely out of questions because I'm on the moon, and only Fluttershy seems to want me there, seeing as he put me here in the first place. Perhaps when I'll come back I'll exact my revenge and become Nightmare Diamond, turning the land and everypony in it to a gemstone statue. And now I feel like I'm ripping off of Spyro. Ah well.

I apparently was also banished to the moon for killing Fluttershy a few times on minecraft so now you at least have company we can plan our revenge together but I think you'll have to carry out the revenge as I'm banished for a couple of millennia or something see you soon!
your good friend Applejack

Welcome to the Moon AJ. Make yourself comfortable. My living quarters are the cardboard box that has the words 'Tax Offass' on it. I suppose when it is eventually night we can both curl up in there. Just so long as you don't steal my blankets again, or mess the sheets up or anything.

Well thank ya kindly Rarity. I'll be sure to share them. no promises on the sheets though I'm a mighty rough sleeper tossin and turnin and all. (im sure theres going to be some sorta shipping comment from this )

Appity? Where? Of course I'm going to comment on it. It's cruel and unusual to have them both trapped on the moon together! Someone needs to unbanish them early!

EVERYPONY HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS BEEN EVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATED FROM THE MOON BY GIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANT HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALF-LIFE VORTIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANTS WITH HUGE BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASKETS OF COMPLIMENTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARY FRUITS FOR AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL OF YOUR TROUBLES. THE MOON IS NOW CLOSED FOR RENOVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATIONS. DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANKE. ~FLUTTERSHY

I suppose I'm not on the moon any more. I'll have to thank those nice votigons for freeing me.

Or me in a self-centered way for demanding your release! But really nice to see you back already.

Congrats on your return, Rarity and AJ! If any of your personal belongings are missing from your homes, I was in no way involved. It was Derpy, I swear.

Watch out! She's a crafty one!