Discuss things about THE ADVENTURE! thread here. Plan strategies, complain about format, give suggestions and what not. Please note that within this thread every post both influences and doesn't influence what goes on in THE ADVENTURE! thread, until the time in which it becomes relevant in the story.

What's a "Move Tail?"
Sounds naughty.

Is this that kind of "adventure?"

Rydel wrote:

What's a "Move Tail?"
Sounds naughty.

Is this that kind of "adventure?"

It was a typo/misspelling. and no it's not that kind of "adventure." Though we both know Gravy would appreciate that.

I love text based adventures, they are very fun. I have a brilliant strategy in winning each one, but that will remain secret until we need it.

You can all thank Twilight for giving the character a thong. Just saying ;D

Just a recap on what your pony looks like right now. They are a Tope pony, wearing a leather thong. They currently have a large mauve afro with a long mauve tail. You can thank Rydel for burning all of the pony's hair off and having to replace it with an Afro.

We might have technis now. Knowing what I do about NetHack, if we're sick, we'll be dead in four turns. Fortunately, it can be cured by rubbing a Unicorn horn. Unfortunately, we are no longer a Unicorn.

We have 4 turns to find a Unicorn and molest them.

That game moves so fast and is flooded with random actions I can't even remember where/what/who/why about it. Might have to use my secret tactic soon...

The Who, What, and Where keep changing. We don't yet know the why.

Our current goals are to find out:

1. Why does our race keep changing?
2. Why are we a hermaphrodite? (Aside from the fact that this is written by Rarity)

You people are INSANE.

Completely... utterly insane.

And we like it.

Just a recap for those who can't or haven't been following at home. The previous protagonist, hereby called Pillows as we have yet to have a name from our lovely kleptomaniac hermaphroditic insane pony friend, has managed to captchalogue herself. As such, she has been taken out of the picture for the time being. THE ADVENTURE! continues though through the eyes of Pillow's daughter, who has been given the name Crystal Secret. So far CS has been picked up by Celestia, brought to Canterlot, had a dream where I established (Or more accurately, the players established) the personality of our adorable alicorn, annoied Trixie, confused Luna, and are currently in Luna's study.

Just some Word of God here about the state of the character in relation to the real world. Pillows woke up before capthcaloging herself, as such Crystal is in the real world. So there is no inception going on, everything is happening in the real world. Or at least real world to the ponies, I am in no way insinuating that your input is making a green alicorn wander around in the real world somewhere. If I somehow find out that you ARE in control of a green alicorn, I demand you all enslave her to be used as a side show freak and possibly a gateway to Equestria.

End of Line.

Annoyed* <3

Molestia time

Rydel wrote:

Molestia time

PREPARE YOUR ANUS!

I'm sorry, Kaizu, but astronomers renamed Uranus in 2620 to end that stupid joke once and for all.

Rydel wrote:

I'm sorry, Kaizu, but astronomers renamed Uranus in 2620 to end that stupid joke once and for all.

What's it called now?

Urrectum. Here, let me find it for you.

I don't usually do this, but Rydel asked me to belay my response after his post. I did, but I'm not going to belay it much longer. I'm giving anypony who wants to post a responce until I get home tonight sometime around 10 (2200) my time (That would be 11/12 [2300/0000] for C/E timezones, and 9 [2100] for W timezone. Just doing the math for people [who shall remain nameless, and certainly have nothing to do with butter] who can't understand time zone differences).

Now remember the rules. Only post actions for the current character, stupid posts will be dealt with accordingly, either by ignoring, mocking, or deleting the post. I'm watching you.

Also remember the character is a foal, doesn't have control over her magic yet, and can't fly. This of course doesn't mean she can't attempt magic (If generally appropriate) or attempt to fly (Again, if generally appropriate.)

I am confused, what is the problem with Rydel's post? I liked it, that's why I haven't posted something else.

No problem with Rydel's post, it's his insistence that I don't post anything. This is my way of telling him while I'm at school that I'm going to respond to it anyway, but only when I get home.

Rarity wrote:

Now remember the rules. Only post actions for the current character, stupid posts will be dealt with accordingly

Unless, of course, it is for the character to act in a believably and understandably stupid manner.

Considering Pillows' personality, that gives us a lot of wiggle room with him/her.

Hokey dokey, time for a bit of an update. We now have two characters, as I've already said in the main post while there are two characters please denote actions to the given character. The characters that are in play currently are:

Crystal Secret (CS)
Alonzo Hector Francisco Valentin Ruiz Rodrigues Valdez III (AV)

It is not necessary to use the colours I used here for the characters, or even to use the codes for them. Just so long as I understand who is doing what action everything will be fine.

Also, for those who saw my mini-post and are waiting for something to tell them to post this is it. I've finished the post and you are now allowed to post. SO POST!