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PostSubject: If we (guild) lived in a house...   Mon Oct 31, 2011 5:33 pm

(If you aren't on the list it is because I don't know you well enough to appropriately pick fun at you or just haven't got around to adding you yet. This is NOT a popularity contest, but just a fun joke that I thought of today.)

If we all lived together on the same roof...

Fluttershy would be cleaning up after everypony,
Twilight would devour all the pizza rolls,
Rarity would bring the scotch booze and try to get everypony to sleep with each other,
Dash would be delegating timeouts to everypony and smiling always,
Luna would be yelling at us to shut up so he could do his homework,
Pinkie would be organizing his Magic cards and deciding who's a bitch,
Kaizu would be rolling on the floor into the wall repeatedly,
Doombah would always stock the kitchen,
Amorphic would be staring at everypony while they sleep,
Applejack would be acting like Pinkie and clopping excessively,
BrazenVenture would be working the night shifts and sleeping during the day,
Rydel would be butt warming Rarity and doodling everypony as types of food,
DeevFactor would be navigating the threshold of the staircase with his anus,
Gregam would be always be occupying the couch,
BronyQuest would still be modest,
Ekeli would be doing everypony a favor,
Bluemaroon would be bringing home all the mares,
The Jack would sit in the bathroom practicing weird faces in the mirror,
MajorPoptard would be consumed by Fluttershy.

Who else might board with us for awhile?

Feel free to leave any comments... Viva la Flutterito!

EDIT: Revised for accuracy.

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PostSubject: Re: If we (guild) lived in a house...   Mon Oct 31, 2011 6:13 pm

I'd be stumbling around the house half asleep
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PostSubject: Re: If we (guild) lived in a house...   Mon Oct 31, 2011 6:50 pm

Of course I'd bring the booze, but I don't think it'd be just scotch. Probably a mix of Scotch, Whisky, Moonshine, and Mead. Because Mead is the only type of beer-type substance that doesn't make me gag.

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PostSubject: Re: If we (guild) lived in a house...   Mon Oct 31, 2011 7:46 pm

I wouldn't be acting like Pinkie I don't have any magic cards... and the clopping I can explain... maybe
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PostSubject: Re: If we (guild) lived in a house...   Mon Oct 31, 2011 10:13 pm

The walls refuse to get out of my way. >.>

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PostSubject: Re: If we (guild) lived in a house...   Mon Oct 31, 2011 10:32 pm

Addendum:

Fluttershy would be spouting racist remarks and bragging about his plot.
Rarity would be rolling dice to decide who sleeps with whom. (Spoilers: all pairings will be grimdark.)
Rainbow Dash would refuse to speak verbally, only communicating by writing.
Luna would be hiding while studying our bizarre behavior from a distance, for science.
Twilight will be pretending to work on the website, periodically popping up to insult Fluttershy.
Pinkie Pie will be sewing Kaizu and himself together at the hip while Kaizu is sleeping.
Applejack would say deliberately confusing things and be generally insubordinate.

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PostSubject: Re: If we (guild) lived in a house...   Mon Oct 31, 2011 10:50 pm

Pinkie Pie wrote:
Addendum:

Fluttershy would be spouting racist remarks and bragging about his plot.
Rarity would be rolling dice to decide who sleeps with whom. (Spoilers: all pairings will be grimdark.)
Rainbow Dash would refuse to speak verbally, only communicating by writing.
Luna would be hiding while studying our bizarre behavior from a distance, for science.
Twilight will be pretending to work on the website, periodically popping up to insult Fluttershy.
Pinkie Pie will be sewing Kaizu and himself together at the hip while Kaizu is sleeping.
Applejack would say deliberately confusing things and be generally insubordinate.
I resent that...Dirty gypsy...

I KEED.

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PostSubject: Re: If we (guild) lived in a house...   Mon Oct 31, 2011 10:59 pm

Rarity would be bleeding while trying to pair everyone up
Pinkie Pie would be clopping, but everyone would ignore it
Applejack would be clopping, then lying about it
Fluttershy would be yelling racist things at the neighbors, regardless of their ethnicity
Kaizu would be joining in on whatever crazy thing is going on, but not start anything himself
Confluttershy would be going north
Deev would be giving everyone poorly written porn
Amorphic would be flipping the lights on and off trying to give people seizures

No one else would ever be home
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PostSubject: Re: If we (guild) lived in a house...   Tue Nov 01, 2011 1:40 am

Rydel wrote:
Rarity would be bleeding while trying to pair everyone up
Pinkie Pie would be clopping, but everyone would ignore it
Applejack would be clopping, then lying about it
Fluttershy would be yelling racist things at the neighbors, regardless of their ethnicity
Kaizu would be joining in on whatever crazy thing is going on, but not start anything himself
Confluttershy would be going north
Deev would be giving everyone poorly written porn
Amorphic would be flipping the lights on and off trying to give people seizures

No one else would ever be home

I would be on the comfortable couch, chillin' like a villain.
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PostSubject: Re: If we (guild) lived in a house...   Tue Nov 01, 2011 2:08 am

Lol.

True enough. Very Happy An empty kitchen is a sad kitchen.

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PostSubject: Re: If we (guild) lived in a house...   Tue Nov 01, 2011 2:34 am

Fluttershy wrote:


The Jack would sit in the bathroom practicing weird faces in the mirror,


I need to know why I am this xD
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PostSubject: Re: If we (guild) lived in a house...   Tue Nov 01, 2011 6:43 am

Well It's not my fault i'm staring at you while you sleep. I'm just err...

Trying to make sure you don't stop breathing?
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PostSubject: Re: If we (guild) lived in a house...   Tue Nov 01, 2011 12:24 pm

And I'd be living in a small room in the attic only appearing every now and then along the way to the kitchen. :B

Heck, I'd be using the window to the rooftop as an exit. <3

(Yeah, I lurk, I always have a tab open showing the new posts since my last visit. ^^)
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PostSubject: Re: If we (guild) lived in a house...   Tue Nov 01, 2011 5:18 pm

The Jack wrote:
Fluttershy wrote:


The Jack would sit in the bathroom practicing weird faces in the mirror,


I need to know why I am this xD
I just can imagine you using weird faces to better accent your attitude, and practice makes perfect!

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PostSubject: Re: If we (guild) lived in a house...   Tue Nov 01, 2011 8:55 pm

Rydel wrote:
Deev would be giving everyone poorly written porn

I show one terrible fanfic and this is what happens? Neutral

OH OKAY
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PostSubject: Re: If we (guild) lived in a house...   Wed Nov 02, 2011 12:02 am

DeevFactor wrote:
I show one terrible fanfic and this is what happens? Neutral

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PostSubject: Re: If we (guild) lived in a house...   Wed Nov 02, 2011 12:20 am

lol I'm kinda surprised no one said I would be making pot brownies at 2 in the morning Muffins!?!
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PostSubject: Re: If we (guild) lived in a house...   Wed Nov 02, 2011 3:32 pm

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lol I'm kinda surprised no one said I would be making pot brownies at 2 in the morning Muffins!?!
That's because no one wants to be left out of the baked sale. *slaps knee*

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PostSubject: Re: If we (guild) lived in a house...   Wed Nov 02, 2011 8:10 pm

Slaps stick-figure knee?
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PostSubject: Re: If we (guild) lived in a house...   Sun Nov 06, 2011 3:36 am

Amendment: Ekeli would be raging at noobs on LoL and browsing pony forums other than swtorponies trying to balance time that doesn't exist.
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I sorta rely on the email messages and it doesn't resend it if I miss it so I get behind and stuff yeah...

And there's another website now your killin me! Sad

Also bring a jar of moonshine with you for me Rarity.
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PostSubject: Re: If we (guild) lived in a house...   Sun Nov 06, 2011 8:45 pm

Of course

Also, Kaizu would be talking dirty into his cat's ear.

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PostSubject: Re: If we (guild) lived in a house...   Sun Nov 06, 2011 9:00 pm

What can I say, they love it when I meow softly. Fabulous!

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PostSubject: Re: If we (guild) lived in a house...   Tue Nov 08, 2011 10:55 pm

Pinkie Pie wrote:
DeevFactor wrote:
I show one terrible fanfic and this is what happens? Neutral

What's this about who's porn?

I'd be like wolverine. People could take huge chunks out of me all the time and I'd be no worse for wear within a few minutes.
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PostSubject: Re: If we (guild) lived in a house...   Tue Nov 08, 2011 11:40 pm

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I'd be like wolverine. People could take huge chunks out of me all the time and I'd be no worse for wear within a few minutes.
Today we've learned that Poptard is in to vore.

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PostSubject: Re: If we (guild) lived in a house...   Wed Nov 09, 2011 5:55 pm

Rydel wrote:
MajorPoptard wrote:

I'd be like wolverine. People could take huge chunks out of me all the time and I'd be no worse for wear within a few minutes.
Today we've learned that Poptard is in to vore.

Into vore?

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