Now it's not what you think. It's worse. Ok, so here's the scoop. Derpy is what I named my Car. Today I rear-ended a guy while heading to class. Badly rear-ended the guy. My front fender was completely ripped off, my radiator punctured, air bags went off, windshield broke, headlight's busted.
Good things, I am unharmed (With the possible exception of my still ringing ear), and I am at home.
Bad things, I now don't have a mode of transportation, my car needs to be fixed or replaced, and I have a ticket and court appearance to deal with.
Fun times, fun times.